The Tax Office

Dear Sir:

Thank you for your $7,405.18 tax payment. You will be pleased to learn that your contribution ran the entire federal government for .00000018 seconds!

In more specific terms, it paid for one aircraft carrier traveling at 16 knots, to move 8.4 feet!

“J. Ellsworth, Deputy Director”

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ISSN 1925-170X (Print) | ISSN 1925-1718 (Online)